Things “real” customers have “actually” said:
“The reason I named my daughter Bolt Cutter”
“A literal lifesaver when I got lost hiking the Pacific Crest Trail.”
“Talked for an hour about how Nuts and Bolts revived our sex life. Couple’s therapist hasn’t called back.”
“The winemaker burst out of a ball pit full of Coors Light shouting tasting notes. Would visit again.”
“My favorite wine to chug before bare-knuckle boxing with my 45-year-old stepson, Doug.”
