Greetings,
lucky
lanyard-bearer.
You’re here because:
- You received a lanyard from a (probably inebriated, possibly waist-deep in a seafood buffet) Mr. Russell P. From, who thought you were pretty cool.
- You swiped a lanyard from someone’s pocket while doing sleight-of-hand magic on a street corner.
- You found a lanyard after getting locked in our storage closet during a cellar tour, then living off leftover finger foods and almost-empty wine bottles for a week.
- You’re some kind of computer genius.
Either way: good on ya. You’re the type of sophisticated, wine-slugging go-getter that belongs in our wine club. Members get two six-bottle shipments per year, 20% off all merchandise, first dibs on everything, invitations to exclusive parties, and complimentary tastings. You in? Shoot us an email and we’ll be in touch.