Do you love wine, free shit, and parties? Our club's got perks:
- Two customizable six-bottle shipments per year (Spring & Fall).
- First dibs on everything we make, including limited-release wines.
- 20% off all wine and merchandise.
- Complimentary tastings at our tasting room.
- Exclusive access to our WORLD-RENOWNED annual pickup party.

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Interested? All we need is your social security number, medical history, and mother's maiden name.
Just kidding. Click the link and we'll get you signed up.


For Members Eyes Only
Here’s your cool secret member hideout, where you can update payment info, change shipping or billing addresses, tweak your wine club shipment, and even buy more wine.
But for anyone who fears the deep abysses of cyberspace, we’ve got a world-class team of wine-schlepping associates standing by to answer your calls and emails.
Totally real testimonials from our wine pickup parties:
“A lemur tried to steal my tacos. 10/10”
“The single greatest event in California's winemaking history.”
“Easily the highlight of my year—and I got married last week.”
“I think I lost my keys on the mechanical bull, so could you—are you recording this?”

The party of the year
Let the mayhem commence.
If a wine bar happy hour made sweet, sweet love to traveling carnival, you'd get our illustrious pickup party—along with some images our lawyers said not to include.
It takes a full year to recover (just ask Russell), so we host it each Spring.
Spring 2027 details coming soon



















