This is a cage match royal rumble full of puffy-costumed mascots. Charles the Chocolate-Covered Cherry throws the first punch, a right hook full of tart concentration. Vinny the Violet Bouquet comes back with a flying floral knee, and there’s Thyme and Sweet Basil—the Spice Rack Bruisers—laying out Cappy Chamomile with a clothesline. But wait, it’s Ronny Raspberry Turnover on the top rope, prepping an elbow drop for the ages. And when he lands on the dogpile with everything he’s got, it’s a multi-mascot takedown that would have Jim Ross hoarse for weeks.
