Imagine if Detective Lieutenant John McClane was the Activities Director at your secluded Costa Rican resort. One minute he’s serving strawberry daiquiris, skewers of tropical fruit, and prosciutto-wrapped melons while you crush a water aerobics routine. The next he’s scaling the side of the building, lobbing red-berry grenades and hibiscus Maltovs at a helicopter full of villains. He might be engaged in a full-scale firefight on the roof, but you better believe he’ll be back in time for bingo.
