Come one, come all to gaze upon this menagerie of outlandish curiosities, where the sights are bizarre, the flavors are dark, and the brooding depths are downright abyssal. Marvel at the wonders of marionberry unicorn horn, Black Mission fig automata, dark soy dragonsblood, pu’erh tea mermaid hair, peppercorn meteorites, and allspice books no one can read. Oh, the horror, the revelry, the unadulterated thrill, and the silent hope that you don’t see any of the barcodes.
